Sunday, June 9, 2024

Positive Stuff

There are a lot of positives happening! 

ACCOUNTABILITY
Some of the worst offenders against our nation and her sensibilities are finally facing consequences, particularly when it comes to conservative media potty mouths spouting doo-doo.

The Pillage Idiot
Breitbart idiot Steve Bannon has been ordered to prison by July 1 for his contempt of Congress charge. You remember that he was subpoenaed to appear in front of the January 6 committee, and he refused.

Last week, U.S. District Judge Carl Nichols, a T**** appointee, ordered him to report to prison after his sentence had been on hold for a year and a half while he appealed. Finally, Judge Nichols stated that the "original basis" for the stay of sentence did not exist any longer; an appeals court had upheld the conviction. He going to jail, baby!




You may know Judge Nichols. He has overseen many January 6 cases, and he is the one who raised the question of whether the charge of obstruction of an official proceeding is proper for January 6 defendants. This issue has been heard by the Supreme Court and a decision is pending any day now. 

Alex Jones facing liquidation

Bill Bramhall

The odious Alex Jones was ordered to pay the families of the Sandy Hook tragedy a whopping $965 million for his vicious torment of the families after their tragic loss. That judgment came down in October, 2022. Finally, he is now facing liquidation of his assets, including his shit platform Infowars, to pay the judgment. 

If you haven't seen the video of widdle Alex weeping over his fate, check it out below, along with commentary by David Pakman. 

¡Pobrecito!



The Big Lie faces The Big Truth
You may remember the "documentary" 2,000 Mules that furthered the Big Lie by falsely claiming that Democrats worked to actively steal the 2020 election, including alleging voter fraud. One of the lies that the film purported was that people were stuffing ballot boxes with fraudulent ballots. The film, by right-wing streaming platform Salem Media Group, depicted a Georgia man, Mark Andrews, placing ballots in a drop box. He was legally placing ballots from family members, but the film depicted him as a criminal "mule." 

Andrews sued the company and the director, right-wing big-mouth Dinesh D’Souza, for defamation. This week Salem Media Group finally pulled 2,000 Mules and its accompanying book and apologized to the man they demonized and defamed. The film and book will no longer be distributed. 

All the claims in the film have been thoroughly debunked. 

The defamation case is ongoing. 

An epic charge against The Epoch Times
The Falun Gong-produced ultra-right-wing newspaper The Epoch Times has finally seen the bottom of a birdcage. The chief financial officer of the publication, Weidong “Bill” Guan, has been arrested and charged with federal money laundering charges involving the paper. Guan has been suspended by the publication. The Epoch Times is cooperating with the investigation, and I hope that this is a death knell for that horrid piece of toilet paper. 

You may also know Falun Gong as the religious group behind the propaganda dance group Shen Yun.

Conservative media is circling the toilet bowl
The Atlantic reports that in general, conservative media is collapsing. Why? Because Facebook changed, deemphasizing news posts. The conservative news sites had depended on social media because they weren't well established (or legitimate), but since Facebook's changes starting in 2018, many outlets have started a decline.

A little schadenfreude
The Felon is feeling unhinged and anxious. Good. Feel the terror. Feel it deeply.

Here is a comforting video essay from Brian Tyler Cohen on MSNBC. Check out 5:19, where it's clear that The Felon is scared shitless. 



Felons Can't Possess Guns

American Justice: Sad but right
President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, is on trial, facing federal charges for making false statements on a gun application. He indicated on the application that he was not using drugs, when in fact he is an addict. He claims that he was not actively using at the time he purchased the gun, so he answered "no." Not sure that matters, given the wording on the question. We know that once an addict, always an addict. 


It's a sad, sad set of circumstances. Hunter Biden is a recovering addict; he was dependent on alcohol and crack cocaine for decades, and his addictions were especially dreadful following the death of his brother Beau in 2015. He has been more than open about his addictions, even writing a book about it, but now all of it is all being laid bare in court, with loved ones and family sharing their pain. 

The positive part? Here is the non-weaponized Department of Justice following the facts and the law and charging this citizen with a felony. The President told David Muir at ABC News that he has ruled out a pardon for his son. 

This is how it is supposed to work, and it has rendered the Repugs speechless

Walt Handelsman


The stock market and the economy in general is doing better
Inflation is easing, 401ks are looking more stable, and the Fed is poised to ease interest rates. By every measure the U.S. economy is doing well. The Atlantic calls it "Superstar Status."

Thank you, Tom Hanks 
Actor Tom Hanks, known for his work on the film Saving Private Ryan and other WWII pieces, was on hand at the D-Day observance in France last week. I thought these words from him were great.


Now, for some non-political positive news 
  • Go out and get you some awesomeness! Experiencing awe helps the brain. Go find yourself some. 
  • Extinct storks are again flying above Great Britain! I wonder how Britain's babies were brought for the last 600 years.... In any case, we give great thanks to dedicated naturalists who helped reintroduce them to Great Britain. And bonus - click the link for a nest-cam! Awesome!
Bookmark this information
I'm ready to do what I can to help elections across the country this fall. Will you join me? Tony the Democrat (Postcards to Voters) is a great postcard-writing movement that helps to get the word out to registered Democrat voters. I've already bought some postcards. Get your pens ready!

Don't like to write? Maybe you can volunteer for a call bank, knock on doors, help register voters, or donate money. The League of Women Voters can point you in the right direction, or contact your local Democratic Party office. 

And one more warm fuzzy




Saturday, June 1, 2024

Questions? Answers!

The news of a former president being convicted of 34 felonies has started to sink in. Now passed another historic day, we have questions.

Can a felon really run for – and hold office of – president? President of the United States of America?
Yes. Yes he can. There is nothing in the Constitution that says otherwise, nor any other laws anywhere that forbid it. The qualifications for president remain the same as they were for George Washington:
  • Be a natural-born citizen of the United States.
  • Be at least 35 years old.
  • Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.

...and that's all, folks!

Can a felon vote?
This one will likely be able to. You may have the inkling that felons lose their right to vote. It's mostly true. And it's mostly true that Florida has one of the strictest disenfranchisement laws of all the states. Due to a quirk in Florida law, however, Florida defers to the felon disenfranchisement law of the state in which its resident was convicted. And in this case, New York State changed its law in 2021 to allow felons to vote as long as they have completed their prison term. If they are on parole, if they are on probation, or anything else other than in prison, they may vote. Damn! So close!

He'll appeal, won't he?
Yes. This felon, of course, is afforded all the rights to appeals as every other convicted criminal. It won’t be quick – the wheels of Justice and all that – so don't expect any resolution of an appeal until after November 5. The Felon will need to wait to go forward with an appeal until he is sentenced. After the July 11 sentencing, he has 30 days to file an intent to appeal, and then some more time to actually file the appeal.

And what about that sentence? Will he pretty please go to prison?
The possible penalties for these felonies range from a fine of zero to $5000 and from zero to four years in jail for each offense. The Felon could also receive home confinement, probation, or community service.

It is unlikely that he will get prison, as he has no previous convictions, he is old, and white-collar crime does not often come with prison, especially for crimes of this nature. But it's on the table. 

What might tip the judge to a harsher sentence?
Judge Merchan will, like in all cases before all judges, consider several factors, including the demeanor of The Felon before him, as well as his behavior. In general, you don't want to piss off the judge who has the power to book you a stay at the Greybar Hotel.


You really should not:
  • Show contempt
  • Insult the judge
  • Call him names
  • Villify his family
  • Violate gag orders
  • Show disdain for the process
  • Call his court a "kangaroo court," "crooked," "rigged," and all the things
You really should
  • Stay quiet 
  • Stay respectful of the judge 
  • Stay respectful of the judicial process
  • And most importantly, show contrition
The judge will consider memos from both the defense and the prosecution. Each side will present a case for the punishment that they believe The Felon deserves. The Felon will also meet with a probation officer, who will assess his contrition, his mental health, and his physical status. The officer will also report on The Felon's employment status, economic status, and prior criminal history.

Judge Merchan, by all legitimate reports, was extremely fair and even-handed during the trial. I believe that he will continue to treat this as any other case and will explore all sentencing options carefully. As much as we may want The Felon to go to prison for 136 years, the more likely scenario is probably a fine and probation. But if I were able to influence the judge, I would urge strongly for community service! Of all felons that walk around in the U.S.A., this one is prime for community service. Imagine it: the orange one in an orange jumpsuit, out there picking up trash up and down Broadway.

*LSR sighs and enjoys that image for a moment*

An ankle monitor would be supremely sublime, too.

What about The Felon's lies? Do they change American law?
Felonious Punk will lie and lie and spin and spit. The lies are shameful, but they don't change anything. They continue to misinform his base, but the MAGAts are so far gone it simply doesn't matter anymore. It makes the rest of us crazy, but remember, it's just noise. It doesn't change law, it doesn't change reality, it doesn't change the truth. 

And the truth is: 
It was a routine court case, fair and by the book. The jury was chosen by both sides – with 10 strikes for each side so that a potential juror could be eliminated by either side for any reason. The jurors were a cross-section of ordinary Manhattanites. There was even one juror who indicated he got his news from one source: Truth Social.

Each side was able to present a case with the facts as they saw them, with as many witnesses as they felt they needed. They had every opportunity to call any witnesses they chose, including the defendant (now convicted Felon). 

The gag order that is so often cited? It was in place to limit dangerous language that threatened the safety of the court, the participants in the trial, the jury, and their families. It did not DID NOT prevent the defendant from getting on the stand and saying what he wanted about the case to the jury. The jury was there to hear what he had to say. If he denied them that, then so be it.

The 12 members of the jury unanimously found him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. No one else.

The system worked. 

The law is the law is the law. His deranged rants don't change anything.

What about those deranged rants?
I hesitate to give them oxygen, but on the other hand, it's important to bring his madness out into the sunlight. 

After the conviction, The Felon ranted for over half an hour at T**** Tower. It was the usual balderdash, and here are a few highlights. Thank you to our friends on Twitter for these clips. I don't think any of us have the stomach to watch the whole thing. 

"If they can do this to me, they can do this to anyone." For once, he's right. 100%. Anybody who pays off a porn star in the hopes of influencing an election and falsifies business records to hide it will be convicted. But the obverse is true. If it can happen to any citizen, it can happen to you, you orange turd!



Oh, NOW he wants people to think of him as old. 


Come on, it's not that bad! Everybody has NDAs!

Vote for me! The Democrats don't want you to have cars!

More nationalistic vilifying of immigrants.

And more racist diatribes about the scariness of "languages that we haven't even heard of." 

He mentioned the "literal" crucifixion of his witness (presumably awful Costello, crucified by the Roman soldier Judge Juan Merchan, I assume?). I think I missed the news of a literal crucifixion. Did Fox cover it?

More tangents and "sentences" that literally have no meaning:

James Austin Johnson made more sense:





Will this felony conviction on 34 counts influence voters?
In short, yes. It's true, this conviction won't sway most voters. But the people who haven't been paying attention and don't care to pay attention will not be able to miss this news, and they are the ones that will be swayed. If some of those step up to vote, their vote will likely be influenced by this news and they will vote for Joe Biden. 

Will it be enough? LSR predicts, yes. The left is getting fed up with the autocrats who want to take away our freedoms. They will come out in force to vote. The Felon's fans, I really believe, are bluff and bluster and won't get off their duffs to make it to the polls. There will be enough undecideds out there where this issue will help them decide. Even a few percentage points tipping toward the preservation of democracy and away from The Felon will be enough.

Bluff and bluster does not win elections. Polls do not win elections - ignore them. Voters win elections. We will prevail in November - but we must not be complacent! Keep doing the work to get the right people elected! Donate - write postcards - make phone calls - knock on doors - get people registered to vote!



What other scary stuff is happening?

  • Speaker of the House Mike Johnson said on Fox and Friends: "I know some of the Supreme Court justices personally."
"I do believe the Supreme Court should step in, obviously, this is totally unprecedented.... I think that the Justices on the court – I know many of them personally – I think they are deeply concerned about that, as we are. So I think they'll set this straight." 
So, let me understand this, Mr. Speaker. The justices of the Supreme Court of the United States are your personal friends, and they are at your behest?
  • There are threats of doxxing jurors, and they, the judge, D.A. Alvin Bragg, and others have been threatened with violence. It's really upsetting stuff.
  • The MAGA memes. Though "meme" doesn't quite fit. They aren't funny – though some are laughable. Many are kinda scary. This is what is out there:






What. the. actual. fuck.




It took me several readings to figure out what the hell this meant!




I don't get the significance of the number. Shouldn't it be "34"?







What can make me feel better, LSR? 
The system worked. 
The system will work again.
Money doesn't vote. 
Voters will vote.
Democracy will prevail.

The headlines from coast to coast – just look at dat mug!
More here.










And more memes!










Lalo Alcaraz



Nick Anderson