Little Sister Resister

The fate of scumbag Jeffrey Epstein's client list is making MAGAt brains twitch. Finally, an issue that makes it difficult for them to do the mental gymnastics to stick the landing on what Dear Leader is wanting them to believe.

Here's what went down.

It all started back in 2007 when pedophile and sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein got a sweetheart deal from then Miami federal prosecutor (appointed by Bush II) and later 45's Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta. The corrupt deal made during W's administration allowed Epstein to escape any real consequences once he was arrested on sex trafficking charges. He got a slap on the wrist, including a 13-month "jail" term where he was able to leave the detention facility to "work." He was a financial guy, of course, but he also seemed to work hard at soliciting others to solicit women and children that he could coerce into performing sexual acts for him and his wide-ranging cadre of celebrity and political bros.

The deal had him plead guilty to just two counts of prostitution and also shielded his buddies from being outed or having any accountability. None of the victims were notified of the deal. After his short stint being "incarcerated," he was free to crime again, ruining countless more lives.

This is what happens when you are a gajillionaire and find a bunch of corrupt officials in a corrupt system to help you out of a jam.

The case went quiet during the Obama years. Epstein was finally arrested again in 2019, when 45 was in power. Epstein spent only a few weeks in jail while he awaited trial. While incarcerated, he took the coward's way out and took his own life. Conspiracy theories ran rampant that he was whacked by someone on his infamous list so that evidence would not be revealed.

Speculation abounds about his client list and the whole "Epstein File." There are flight records to his private island, where many of the crimes took place, but the elusive Client List has never been released.

Those flight records, along with legal documents, photos, and victims' accounts, indicate that a variety of the rich n famous were associated with Epstein – though not necessarily involved in sex trafficking or rape. The list is long, includes women and men, and includes people on both sides of the political spectrum. Some of the more prominent people include Prince Andrew of Great Britain, Bill Clinton, David Copperfield, Alan Dershowitz, and Ghislaine Maxwell, who has been convicted and is serving time for her part in the trafficking operation, among others.

"Others," of course, includes SCROTUS.

Fast forward to 2024, when candidate Drumpf spoke often about needed "investigations," stoked conspiracy theories that Epstein was murdered, and directly stated that he would release the files.

And here we are in 2025. AG Barbie Bondi recently stated in very plain words that she had the client list "on her desk" and indicated that she would be releasing it.

Here are the receipts:

These words are direct, unequivocal, and clear as the day she said them on FAUX News in February, 2025.

Bondi's letter to FBI Director Kash Patel:

Suddenly last week, the FBI and the DOJ announced, "List? What list?" They disavowed the existence of a list completely and entirely. They also moved to confirm that Epstein died by suicide.

And OOOOOh the MAGAts are maaaaad!

Here's the memo from the DOJ and FBI:

To be clear, MAGAts are not the only ones who are mad. Everybody is mad. We all want to see who is on the list so that they can be brought to justice.

Survivors deserve justice. There are dozens of women who still live with the trauma. And some who do not; for example, Virginia Giuffre, who was perhaps the the most recognizable face of the scandal, died by suicide a few months ago.

This putrid mess needs to see daylight.

The difference is, MAGAts want to tar and feather Dems on the list. It would prove that the Dems are a bunch of pizza-parlor pedophile people!

The Left would want to bring everyone to justice.

Is Groper-in-Chief is on the list? Of course he is. Will the MAGAts revolt when they find out? Doubtful. When faced with the black and white facts, his minions will do what they do: they will yawn and shrug. Dear Leader is already an adjudicated rapist, admitted sexual abuser, and admitted pedophile (I'm counting lusting after his daughter [documented multiple times] in that column). Why would they hold this against him?

We already know Agent Orange Alert buddied with Jeffrey Epstein. He is listed on Epstein's plane manifest seven times. There are numerous photos of them together. There's video of him doing the Double-Hand-Job Jive and lusting after women "on the younger side" at a party with Epstein.

Screenshot of two pedophiles lusting after women at a party. The video is linked above. No need to watch it again. Seeing those scumbags makes me want to throw up and go take a shower.

If the Predator-in-Chief appears on the client list, I'm convinced it won't move the needle for his followers. Even if they were inclined to find fault in Dear Leader, they would be fed some cockamamie conspiracy theory and told to look the other way. And they will.

Still, the MAGAts are clamoring for the dirt. They want the list! What Democrats are on that list and where can we buy more pitchforks?

People like Empty Gee lost it.

She's stupidly talking about his earlier, corrupt incarceration, which was 13 months. He was jailed for just over one month when he died by suicide.

Here's what Margie said to CNN: (The Epstein case) is "just a red line that it crosses for many people. This is something that’s been talked about by many people serving in the Administration, myself and many others on the right and the left of there needing to be transparency of the rich and powerful elites."

Lauren Boebert called for a special counsel:

Speaker Mike Johnson said that he advocates for "transparency" and for releasing the Epstein files. "We should put everything out there and let the people decide," Johnson said on a podcast.

Yet! Days after these statements, GOP House members did what they do best: they spoke out of one asshole and voted from the other one, blocking a resolution calling for the release of the Epstein file. Every single GOP house member voted no.

The Felon is scared shitless of the list coming out.

The kryptonite is in the Bunsen burner, warming up and getting ready to apply directly to his Achilles heel.

I love me a mixed metaphor!

Evidence of his scared-shitlessness? He is back-pedaling as fast as his swollen li'l legs can pump.

Namely, his panicky screeds on his social media site. In the upside down, hoax means a 100% true and provable allegation.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Not a great look to call your followers "PAST supporters" and "weaklings"

And his meltdown in the Oval Office. Here he is calling his followers "stupid people."

“I know it’s a hoax … I call it the Epstein hoax” — Trump is still crashing out over Epstein pic.twitter.com/W5X81qqjBt
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 16, 2025

Nothing says "Biggest Coverup Since Nixon" like firing Maureen Comey, the lead prosecutor in the Epstein case. She prosecuted both Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell, who is currently serving a 20-year sentence in a Federal Prison.

Side Note: Ms. Comey is James Comey's daughter and may be the "Comey" SCROTUS has been mentioning in his frequent screeds. I have a new theory about why he is suddenly naming Obama in this mess, who had nothing to do with Epstein. Of course, he has his usual pull-it-out-of-his-butt strategy to blame Obama, but this is what I'm thinking: Someone mentioned "Comey" to him as the lead prosecutor on the Epstein case. James Comey, of course, was appointed by President Obama. The Confabulator-in-Chief conflated the two individual Comeys and ran with it. This makes sense. He is a low-information kinda guy and we know he takes half-thoughts and confabulates the hell out of them. Just another cognitive symptom!

Ms. Comey wrote a scathing letter to her colleagues when she was fired.

Bondi is leaning in on the coverup. The security video trained on Epstein's cell has missing time, about a minute. AG Barbie tried to explain it away, saying in a Cabinet meeting:

"The video was not conclusive, but the evidence prior to it was showing he committed suicide. And what was on that – there was a minute that was off the counter, and what we learned from the Bureau of Prisons is every night they redo that video. … So, every night the video is reset, and every night should have the same minute missing.

So we’re looking for that video to release that as well to show that a minute is missing every night. And that’s it on Epstein."

OOoooh! OK! Totally makes sense (not).

As if we were about to swallow that load of horse crap, here comes Wired. They report that the metadata had not one, but three minutes missing, and not only that, the metadata shows that the raw video had been through video editing software. The video had been stitched together from different segments.

Something is rotten in the state of Epstein.

And look at this. Can you believe this one? As I was researching for this post, I found out that back in February, about the time Bondi promised the release of the file, the official GOP House Judiciary committee posted a not-tweet with a link and the words, "#BREAKING: EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED"

Except someone on this official GOP committee not-Twitter account, thought it would be super funny to rickroll people with the link.

What a bunch of effing clowns.

DA MEMES

Because we have to laugh to keep from crying.

Remember this from a couple months ago?