Little Sister Resister: Dat Ugly Mug: Inmate #P01135809

Inmate #P01135809

All he has left is his demon X-ray laser eyes to burn through the Constitution.

Little Sister Resister, who doesn't do Photoshop but does her best!

Good luck with that, bud.

So, this week has been ... what's the word? Historical.

Are we tired of living in historical times yet?

What's happened since the indictment?

Today is the deadline for surrender to the Fulton County authorities, set by D.A. Fani Willis at the time of indictment. As of yesterday, 12 of the 19 were arrested, processed, fingerprinted, mugshotted, and posted bail. These are them:

Little Sister Resister

I love thinking about high school civics students 50 years from now, seeing these mug shots and learning how our republic was very nearly taken down by these clowns. They will know the rest of the story, but we do not yet. What we do know, LSR tells you about!

This week's happenings

Inmate #P01135809 turned himself in to the Fulton County Jail, where he was processed, fingerprinted, and mugshotted! On his fourth indictment, he becomes the first and only president to have a mug shot taken.

He self-reported his height and weight as 6'3" and 215 pounds.

Warden be like:

You know who else is around 6'3" and 215 pounds?

These guys:

Hours before turning himself in, he switched up his legal team

Is it a surprise to anyone? No one knows why, but LSR can – and will – speculate! It could very well be to the point that djt does not pay his bills, but I think it was simply because they were giving him good legal advice. He doesn't do good legal advice.

Stipulations of his bail

Inmate #P01135809 was ordered to pay bail. Bond was set at $200,000, the highest of any of the defendants.

After the usual "do not commit a crime" and "report to court when ordered," the stipulations for his bond read as follows.

The Defendant shall perform no act to intimidate any person known to him or her to be a codefendant or witness in this case or to otherwise obstruct the administration of justice. This shall include, but is not limited to, the following:

(a) The Defendant shall make no direct or indirect threat of any nature against any codefendant;

(b) The Defendant shall make no direct or indirect threat of any nature against any witness including, but not limited to, the individuals designated in the Indictment as an unindicated co-conspirators Individual 1 through Individual 30;

(c) The Defendant shall make no direct or indirect threat of any nature against any victim;

(d) The Defendant shall make no direct or indirect threat of any nature against the community or to any property in the community;

(e) The above shall include, but are not limited to, posts on social media or reposts of posts made by another individual on social media;

The Defendant shall not communicate in any way, directly or indirectly, about the facts of this case with any person known to him to be a codefendant in this case except through his or her counsel.

The Defendant shall not communicate in any way, directly or indirectly, about the facts of this case with any person known to him to be a witness in this case except through his or her counsel.

That threats admonition? This is a tricky one. It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't order. Do you think T**** can keep his thumbs still? He will push it to the very limits, daring the judge to order an arrest. If he were to be arrested, blowback from the MAGAts would be swift and fierce. If there are no consequences, he will continue his intimidation tactics. His MAGAts will do his bidding. Real lives are on the line. I fear that we will not get through four trials without someone getting seriously hurt.

<< LSR shakes off the pessimism >>

Onward.

"They didn't teach me that at the Wharton School of Finance."

Just after returning to New Jersey from Georgia, T**** went running to his buddies at Newsmax for solace and hand-holding. During the interview he said, "'I took a mugshot. I had never heard the word mugshot. They didn't teach me that at the Wharton School of Finance."

*snicker*

Kenneth Chesebro asked for a speedy trial

This is a good one. Next to flipping, I think this is a great revenge tactic. Get this case moving!

Every defendant has a right to a speedy trial. In order to comply with Chesebro's request, Judge McAfee moved his trial date from March 4, 2024 to October 23, 2023. The judge stated that the date does not apply to the other defendants. Still, this does put pressure on Inmate #P01135809.

You'll remember Chesebro was the one to spearhead the fake elector scheme.

To learn more about the legal ins and outs, tactics, and consequences, read an analysis from Justia.

The other legal angling

Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows had requested that his case be moved to federal court. He sought to delay his arrest until that was sorted out, but the judge said nope. Mark was mugshotted on Thursday as well.

Move over, Bob Haldeman. There's a new chief of staff in cuffs.

Fani's fate

There is a movement to disqualify Fani Willis from serving as prosecutor. Georgia GOP lawmakers passed a law in May allowing the Prosecuting Attorneys Statewide Qualifications Commission to remove a duly elected district attorney from office. The commission, approved by Republican governor Brian Kemp, according to Vanity Fair, "was ostensibly created to make it easier to oust progressive, reform-minded DAs." The law is being challenged in court, so it is unclear if the bid to remove Ms. Willis will have any teeth.

If you missed it

If you missed the piece about each defendant’s mug shot, read it here.

What's next?

The next court date for the Georgia case will be the week of September 5, when all 19 co-defendants will be arraigned. There is no set date yet. What is different about this arraignment is that cameras are allowed in Georgia courts, so we'll get to see all of Inmate #P01135809's small, uncomfortable, weaselly movements.

Mark Meadows's hearing regarding his bid to move the case to federal court will be on Monday. Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger will likely testify in the hearing. Go justice!

Other stuff

The Repug Debate

Inmate #P01135809 skipped the debate this week. I did too. But from the little I heard, it appears that the rest of the field walked the tightrope between "I am not T****" and "I am T**** lite." I giggled at some of the lines that came out of there. They truly are eating their own. The unraveling GOP pile of rags, doused with grease from their Supreme Leader, is starting to smoke. I hope they get through the fire and come back better – and saner.

At this point, the debates are just auditions for running mate. But none of them are pretty enough. He'll pick Kari Lake.

A new poll

A new Politico/Ipsos poll throws water on the "I need one more indictment to ensure my election!" shtick. A majority of Americans want the trials before the election. Half the country thinks he is guilty. We the People just need to convince 48 of them (12 jurors in four trials) of the same.

He's milking the mugshot for all the $$ he can squeeze

As per usual, he is using his arrest for fundraising. He loves that he now has a mugshot to plaster on T-shirts. They became available less than an hour after the arrest. One can be yours for the low, low price of $47. The T-shirt reads "NEVER SURRENDER" under the jail house portrait. Honey, minutes ago you just finished surrendering for the fourth time!

Remember that 14th Amendment argument I wrote about?

I told you about a Pennsylvania Law Review piece (here is the full brief) that outlined the justification for disqualifying Inmate #P01135809 from running again. Well, a Florida attorney has filed a lawsuit to disqualify him under Section Three of the 14th Amendment. It would take just one or two swing states to disqualify him from the ballot to turn the election.

Let the memes begin

Thanks to my sister resisters for sending many of these!