It was a weekend. tRump is coming completely unglued
Let's start with the Junk
Arnold Palmer's junk, that is.
The former President* of the United States of America found it fitting to comment on a deceased pro golfer's dick.
Quote: "Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it [but I will], but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh, my god, that’s unbelievable.'... I had to tell you the shower part of it because it’s true. What can I tell you? We want to be honest."
Honest. For the first time in his life. And it's about coveting another man's... well... ...Supersized junk.
Will this be the remark that finally gets the media to wake up and tell the masses that this person is NOT FIT? Maybe. The headlines that followed:
The Daily Beast: Donald Trump Raves About Size of Arnold Palmer’s Manhood: "All Man!"
Here's Mike *ahem* Johnson talking about it with CNN's Jake Tapper.
"Don't say it again," he begged Jake.
He reallllllly didn't want to talk about it, and did everything he could to duck the question.
The Harris campaign didn't shrink from their response:
Warning: Some NSFW memes ahead.
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| Alex Solis |
I don't know about you, but the term "Arnold Palmer" on the beverage menu has changed all meaning. I may never order another one ever again.
"That's what she said" jokes will now be known as "That's what T said."
Continuing with the Junk...
...Junk food.
He pulled a stunt at a Pennsylvania McDonald's. He had them shut down the local McD's, donned a nifty blue and yellow apron, and, as predicted, dipped the taters.
Not surprisingly, it was staged. According to a Redditer, this letter was posted to the McD's door in advance of the performance piece. WaPo describes how the event was staged.
The drive-through line was set with staffers and a few Secret Service-screened minions. There were plenty of press there, too. There were rehearsals.
Cars rehearsing ahead of former Pres. Trump, who is expected to be serving supporters McDonald's food. pic.twitter.com/sDVXr5qLLj
— Tom Sofield (@BuxMontNews) October 20, 2024
I had happened to open TikTok during the event, and my algorithm must be totally screwed up because TikTok thought I wanted to watch Fox's live feed of the event. NO! I don't! Make it stop!!
If you do, and I bet you do not, here is a bit of it:
I wonder if the restaurant paid him Pennsylvania's minimum wage for his time, or the average fast food wage in the state? If so, he'd have earned between $1.66 - $4.41 for his 20 minutes of "work."
The internet went wild.
Good practice for his next job in the prison kitchen. pic.twitter.com/Y803xuQKWR
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 20, 2024
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 20, 2024
The guy at McDonald's tells Donald Trump what to do at the fry machine and he proceeds to do it wrong.
Donald can't even follow basic instructions.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/bHCGvMWjIU
Why, though? Really, why? To one-up Kamala, who he says is lying about working at McDonald's 40 years ago? She's not trying to prove it; she doesn't care that he cares so much. No one cares, except this moron who has to reduce to performance art.
Or maybe as Sister Resister Anne surmised, he's acting out another of his toddler fantasies. You may recall the Big Truck! and his big time playing in it in 2017.
He is making it very clear that he is obsessed with well, with big toys.
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