Two megalomaniacs have started the hair-pulling and eye gouging and we. are. here. for. it.
Here's how it went down. Elmo left his post at the Whitewash House and promptly railed publicly against the "Big Beautiful Bill," urging the Senate to fail it.
Donny responded by saying First Buddy was mad because he cut the EV mandates and that he was "disappointed" in Musky.
Then they both jumped into the jello pit.
Then the Muskovite called for djt's impeachment!
Steve Bannon got into it, too:
And Kanye weighed in.
Meanwhile, we're all over here like:
Finally, a worked-up Stephen Colbert:
Now we get to watch which side Congress takes. The baby man with all the money? Or the baby man who sways their deplorable voting base?
Watch this space.
Now, back to the news. Coming soon.
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