It's a news digest!
Geeez. So hard to catch up... We need to change umbrellas frequently. Every single day, a new shit storm hits us. This will be outdated, because even today new poop pellets are coming down, but if I don't hit "publish," I never will!
The authoritarian reign continues. I look at it all, in no particular order.
The War in Portland ... or should I say Pondland?
Can you believe it? It's chaos and anarchy there. Just look at what King Minus said!
ICE and Pondlandians have been toadally getting into the mud. ANTIPHAbians are leaping into action, ready to take up tadpoles and throw greenades. They are willing to croak for the cause!
General Warts leads them into hot water; they are ready to kiss the king goodbye!
Here's the footage from the streets! Brace yourselves! The action is hopping!
Portland frog scares Trump goons into submission pic.twitter.com/TWcJ4CB9kJ
— Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦🟧🌊🌈 (@piyushmittal) October 4, 2025
Rest assured.... LSR remain on the scene to pin down the details and dissect every aspect of this ribbiting crisis!
Portlandians were on hand to taunt ICE Barbie Kristi Noem as she surveyed the battleground.
And Chicago too!
ICE Atrocities
Mocking aside, it has been bad in Chicago. A few days ago at 3am, ICE agents raided an apartment building and drug entire families out onto the sidewalks. Witnesses reported that the people were all zip-tied. Yes, even the children.
Also in Chicago, ICE pepper-balled a pastor who was audibly praying. Note that the thugs did not shoot liquid pepper spray – it was pepper ball projectiles. At his head. At close range. Reverend David Black, pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, spoke out about the incident.
This was the scene in Chicago yesterday:
The Nobel Peace Prize
The prize was awarded to MarÃa Corina Machado from Venezuela, who has been resisting the dictatorship there for years. Here is the moving phone call when she was notified that she had won:
Trumpelthinskin made it all about him, of course. Here he is, diminishing Machado by trying to elevate himself. Disgusting.
And notice his dementia moment when he could not recall her name. Or maybe he just doesn't care.
James Comey Indicted
Prosecutor Barbie Bondi accepted her marching orders and had Former FBI Director James Comey indicted for lying to Congress.
Lindsey Halligan, another Regime Barbie who was recently appointed to the DOJ as United States attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia, brought the case to a grand jury. Halligan is a former Miss Colorado and an insurance lawyer who has never ever prosecuted a case. She has, however, represented His Infancy in real estate deals. She no doubt was chosen as federal prosecutor for her long shiny locks and her "loyalty" to da boss.
The indictment is baseless, of course, but it is in peril for other reasons. There are calls for Halligan to be removed from her post because her appointment as an "interim" attorney was made unlawfully when she was appointed without being confirmed by Congress.
In any case, the charges are of course trumped up and even if the indictment does stand, the case will no doubt fail on its merits.
Leticia James Indicted
The Enemies List also includes New York AG Leticia James, who has been a thorn in the side of the Grifter-in-Cheif, suing him dozens of times and winning a huge judgement (since overturned) on behalf of the state of New York in a fraud case.
Now, the new Barbie Prosecutor has indicted James for mortgage fraud. The indictment alleges that she rented out her property instead of using it for personal use as noted in the mortgage papers.
TACO wanted James charged with something, anything. He said recently, "It looks to me like she’s really guilty of something, but I really don’t know."
The BFF Statue
I recently told you that some resistance artists installed a sculpture of Jeffery Epstein and his best buddy frolicking. The piece, titled "Best Friends Forever" was quickly removed, ostensibly due to a permitting snafu. The good news is that it was reinstalled for its full time due. Here it is again.
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| Pablo Martinez Monsivais / AP |
Speaking of Epstein...
An additional six pages from the files were released by Congress a couple weeks ago. Nothing shocking, but it more names were revealed as being on Epstein's schedule, such as Elong Musk, Bill Gates, Steve Bannon and Peter Thiel.
Over 75% of Americans want the entire trove of unreacted files released. Whoever is in there who committed crimes needs to be brought to justice. Dems would want to see Dems prosecuted if they abused children. We are not in a freaking cult.
House Speaker Mike Johnson is being, well, a johnson, by not swearing in a duly elected and certified representative from Arizona, Adelita Grijalva. Her vote would swing the votes into "release the entire files" territory. By delaying her swearing it, he is running out the clock on the vote. The Rethugs are so good at obstruction. It makes me so mad!
It makes Arizona's AG Kris Mayes mad too. She is threatening legal action if Johnson doesn't swear in Grijalva now.
Speaking of Obstruction...
The government is on day 15 of the shutdown.
There is no hurry to reopen the government. Besides delaying action on the Epstein Files, Agent Orange is using the shutdown as an excuse to outright fire thousands of federal employees. 4,100 have already been "RIF"ed, with more to come. Listen as the orange shitstain slurs through his explanation that he will eliminate "Democrat programs."
Democrat programs.
What the hell are Democrat programs? You fucker.
Rethugs are also continuing the hammer the falsehood that the Democrats are at fault for this shutdown when the Repugs have control of both houses of Congress and the Executive Branch.
Democrats are holding firm on their insistence that the healthcare insurance subsidies be reinstated in the budget. The subsidies, which over 90% of Americans receive (including yours truly), help make healthcare insurance more affordable. They are set to expire at the end of the year, and if they do, healthcare insurance costs will skyrocket, increasing by about 75%, and will cause many millions of people to fall off of insurance.
How does this make America great again?
Wounded Knee Massacre
Whiskey Pete announced that the soldiers who indiscriminately murdered Lakota men, women, and children during the Wounded Knee Massacre would retain their ill-gotten Medals of Honor.
There is no honor from their actions.
Sinclair and Nexstar Capitulate
They didn't stay long in their pre-empting of Jimmy Kimmel Live! About nine days after ABC suspended the broadcast, all of Nexstar's and Sinclair's stations resumed broadcasting the show.
Score one for Freedom of Speech.
The MedBed
How 'bout this bonkers episode?
There is a conspiracy theory that has been floating around the QAnon world that there is a super secret medical treatment that cures everything – everything, including regrowing limbs – and it is only used in secret by the elite.
Metamucilini posted a 100% AI-generated video in which an AI version of himself sitting at and AI resolute desk and an AI Lara Trump on an AI Faux News set "announce" that soon the MedBed will be available to everyone.
WTAF?! Did he forget that he didn't ever sit in the Oval and talk about the MedBed?
What universe are we in??
UN Remarks: Hitler
Columbian President Gustavo Petro spoke at the U.N. meeting after the Escalator Baby had given his deranged remarks.
Petro compared Hair Füror directly to Hitler when he said:
"The old societies of Europe are collapsing, and the United States is applauding its new Hitler. It’s not listening to its own young people, or its older people who died in the battlefields of Europe, fighting against Hitler and against his criminal ideology. Today, the same thing is being done as Hitler did, building concentration camps for migrants, and it’s stated that migrants are of an inferior race, and they blame them just like Hitler blamed the Jews. They call them drug traffickers and thieves."
To remind you, this was part of Dear Leader's speech to the military leaders. Petro is not wrong.
Trump to generals: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in any ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) September 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The Second "Yearly" Medical Check-up of the Year
The Man with the Rotting Brain headed to Walter Reed for his second "yearly" check up of the year.
A second (unexpected) "check up." But he's in great shape! Heart age 14 years younger than his chronological age! "Excellent overall shape!" "Exceptional" lab results!
Hmmmm.....
We'll be over here waiting for the next TIA.
Super Bowl Halftime Show
Oh my dear lord. MAGATs are up. in. arms. about Bad Bunny performing for the upcoming Super Bowl Halftime Show. Positively apoplectic!
Bad Bunny is a massive artist, recently ranking #1 Latin artist of the 21st Century on Billboard, and was Billboard's all-genre top artist of 2022. He was Spotify's most streamed artist for three years in a row 2020-2022 and his current album reached #1 on Billboard's 200 list.
There's no love lost between Bad Bunny and Bad Broken Baby Bitch.
Donold and his MAGAts hate our island territory and they don't consider it part of the United States, just that it is "a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean."
Bad Bunny, whose real name is Benito Antonio MartÃnez Ocasio, has been a loud critic of King Leer and his insults toward Puerto Rico (especially his contempt after Hurricane Maria. Remember the paper towels?).
ICE Barbie informed us that her troops will be at the Super Bowl in force. She said that "We’re going to enforce the law. So I think people should not be coming to the Super Bowl unless they are law-abiding Americans who love this country."
Turning Point USA, the scummy alt-right organization that Charlie Kirk co-founded, announced that it would broadcast its own Halftime Show. It polled its followers on the music they would like to hear:
Turning Point is calling theirs "an All-American show."
Psssst..... Bad Bunny, and all Puerto Ricans, are all-American!
I don't watch the Super Bowl, but you can bet my TV will be on for the halftime show this time!
Enjoy this Bad Bunny tune.
China Tarriffs
Jackass O'Lantern announced that tariffs for Chinese goods would be increased to 100%. Of course, the stock markets tanked on that announcement and has been up and down in the days since. I am sure he gobbled up some cheap stocks before he will announce that an "agreement" has been reached and he is such an awesome deal-maker/shyster.
Biden's FBI
Did you know? Here we are, almost five years later, and apparently Jabba the Gut has decided that Biden was president already on January 6, 2021, because Biden was the one to embed hundreds of FBI agents in the riot crowd!!!
Who knew?
Answer: Nobody because this is a fibbily fib. Weird and wrong. The whole point of the insurrection was to hold on to power that he had that day!
What a SCAM indeed.
Positives
- Alex Jones must pay the $1.4 billion judgement to the families of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting. SCOTUS said so! Yay!
- President Obama has been speaking out against authoritarianism in general and Adolf Twitler in particular. It is rare for a former president to criticize a sitting president. It's powerful coming from Obama.
- People like this are out there:
- News organizations are resisting. Hennessy Hegseth wants news organizations to sign a pledge that they will only report what they are told to report by The Pentagon.
Just about every major news organization has refused to sign, from WaPo and the New York Times to AP and on down to Newsmax. They've been threatened with eviction from the Pentagon.
- Airports are resisting. ICE Barbie wants a video playing in every airport blaming the Democrats for the shut-down. Several airports are saying, "Nope."
- Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is resisting.
"Come and get me."
- California Gov. Gavin Newsom continues his trolling.
Time Magazine unveiled a new cover with Vag-Neck on the cover and he weren't none too happy.
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After 🚼 whined about the unflattering photo used in Time Magazine's cover, Gavin posed this:
- A federal judge granted a restraining order against TRUMP's efforts to deploy the National Guard to Portland.
- TRUMP finally tripped over a truth!
The Resistance is Strong!
We will be protesting in just four days! Let's make it the biggest yet. Be there, and be safe! You can read the ACLU's safety guidelines here. If you are in a risky area, it might be worth joining a safety training meeting from the ACLU. There is one this evening. Details here.
To find your local protest, head to Indivisible.
The social media gods are conspiring to hide the beautiful Ashley Judd. Click on the link to see it on Instagram.
OK, Now the Memes
I hope you didn't skip over all the reading bits! Memes today: all Portland, all the time. Watch for another meme dump with everything else, coming soon!
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