SCROTUS's State of the Division

Well, I guess it isn't technically a State of the Union address.  But we all know what the State of the Union is. It is divided, it is angry.  A majority (by far) disapprove of SCROTUS's performance so far.

But I thought I'd take this opportunity to predict some of what he will say in just a few minutes from now (writing this with 30 minutes to go!).

He will say our Great Country is: 

A mess that he inherited

A scary, dark, dangerous place

Over-run by leftist liberals

Fraught with too many paid protesters (oops; "fraught" is a 6th grade word -- edit to: bigly paid protesters)

Burdened by too many federal agencies

Needing more police or military presence within the borders

Threatened by immigrant terrorists


DRINKING GAME!

Take a drink when he says:

tremendous

fake news

paid protesters

I won

bigly

voter fraud

Hillary

CIA

crooked judges

306 electoral votes

dishonest media

unfair

unpresidented

Russia

it's hard

believe me

stupid

loser

YUGE!

terrific





Take two drinks when he:

repeats a word

changes thoughts mid-sentence

sniffs

has a shit-eating grin

winks at Putin

references his daughter in a creepy way