Thanks to everyone who gave suggestions for names for the Icky One.
For the primary name, I have decided to use one that I thought up!
SCROTUS: Soft Corrupt Ruskie Oligarch of The United States
But in the end, I decided to use a grab-bag approach. Everyone was so creative, so I'll use names from my friends and me from this list as they fit!
From my imagination and borrowed from Shakespeare:
- Alternate Leader
- TЯUMP
- Bigly Mistake (BM)
- Bannon's Bitch
Shakespeare has so many!
- Three-inch fool
- Plague sore
- Cream Faced Loon
- Elvish-mark’d, abortive, rooting hog
- Lump of foul deformity
- Foot Licker
- Rabid Yam
- Cheeto Messiah
- Cheeto McFuckface
- Mango Mussolini
- Hair Hitler
- Twidiot
- Twitler
- Li'l Adolph
- Tiny Puppet (TP)
- Tiny
- Faustus, Jr.
- Asshat Littlefingers
- 45 (ONLY if I'm feeling extremely generous)
- Kommendant in Chief
From Samantha Bee:
- America's Burst Appendix
- Agent Orange
- Crotch-fondling Slab of Rancid Meatloaf
From citypages.com:
- Genghis Can't
- K-Mart Caesar
- Vanilla Isis (VISIS)
- The White Kanye
I laughed my fool head off. This was so great and I hope to hear these all come into rotation, although I wish there was no need. Seriously, though, Shakespeare is still The King.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anne! :-)
DeleteYikes! I like Hair Hitler, but Buck Fuglie comes to mind...
ReplyDeleteHaha, BobBIE! Love it! I'll add it to the rotation!
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